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05.21.07

"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank… Short | (1)
"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me, and have access to my dementia?" - Constanza (also me)
05.17.07

Poor me. Life, Money | (0)
I have 75 cents: a quarter, four dimes, two nickels, and some pennies, but they don't count. I don't just have 75 cents. Seventy-five cents is all I have.I don't get paid for another six days. I want a cup of coffee. I'll want one tomorrow too, but right now, I want one today. I decide to borrow the dollar that's been resting in an empty bottle on top of the fridge for a couple months. I'll pay my roommates back later.I turn the bottle upside-down; the neck is too narrow. The bill is rolled up, but won't slide down ...
05.13.07

It’s a Gas! Internets, People, Thinking | (0)
Hmm...In April 1997, there was a “gas out“ conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices.Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.On May 15th 2007, all myspace members are asked to not go to a gas station in protest ofhigh gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places.There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the myspace network, and theaverage car takes about 20 to 30 dollars to fill up.If all myspace members did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,200,000,000.00 (that's BILLION) out of the oil companys pockets for just one ...
05.13.07

Like a Puritan prostitute Language, News | (0)
Could this be the most ironic news lead ever?Former President Bill Clinton said Friday that disasters such as worldwide famine and an obesity epidemic could destroy the U.S. health care system unless politicians begin to look ahead and cooperate.I'm pretty sure, at least, that it says a lot about the state of our world.
05.12.07

A brief, yet sexy, explanation Internets | (0)
My plan was to design an awesome blog before relaunching in a somewhat serious manner. As you may have surmised, this has not yet come to pass. Therefore, I am following the lead of all the coolest Web 2.0 websites who launch, often with crap functionality, and proceed in "beta" stage for years. (Non-geeks: "beta" is a software term for the testing stage preceding an application's release; currently it's the most recognizable symbol for self-proclaiming something's coolness).At least I have something to show for my absence: my amazingly kickass url (this has the added benefit of ensuring, at least for ...

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