I read a lot of personal ads, for fun and torture. It’s how I get a lot of my insights into human stupidity. It’s where I noticed the Amazing Walking Contradiction (Other phrases found in one of every two online personals: “I enjoy having fun,” “work hard, play hard,” and, the winner by far, “partner in crime”…)
Partner in crime
…I started writing this with a point in mind, but then I got sidetracked searching personal ads for more clich├ęs. Now I forget what I wanted to say. Oh, well. Maybe I’ll remember later. But hey, I’m doing even better than my one post per day quota. Pretty impressive, huh?