Isn’t my blog great? You can get some good-natured taunting of Nigerian scammer, directly followed by a serious-but-ironic attempt to alienate as many readers as possible. Where else can you find variety like that? No one, that’s who! Who else can toy with your emotions so delightfully? Nowhere, that’s what!

I’d like to further thrill and terrify you with the announcement of Experiment II: The Bitch is Back. This time, it’s for real.™

Seven days and seven nights of non-stop daily blog posting (by which I mean, once a day).

Uncensored. Uninteresting. Ungrammatical. This Is Conlan.