Not Viewer Mail: Fruity

A reader from Orange Park, Florida asks a question I get all the time:

What’s a good April Fools joke to play on my friends?

Dear Idiot, don’t be such a moron, stupid. April Fools jokes are neither April, nor fools, nor jokes. You were a mistake (I mean pregnancy-wise). Grow up.

Everybody buy Tally Hall’s Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum.