View Mail #24: Chopped Liver

Nicole, from Undisclosed Location, writes in a comment:

Why don’t you ever answer MY questions. What am I? Chopped liver?!

Hi, Nicole. Thanks for your queries. The question “What am I?” has puzzled philosophers for centuries. Around 10,000 years ago, it was finally answered: “A person. Duh.”

The answer to your other question: “And onions, no thanks!”

Thanks again, Nicole. Everyone, keep those questions coming, and I’ll keep the answers flowing. I literally have nothing better to do!