Attention faithful viewers: Next week is Official Commenter Appreciation Week!
Every year, the first full week of October is reserved for blog-type people to appreciate their commenters. (It should be noted that there may actually be such a thing, but for my purposes I am making this up right now as I type.) All over the intertubes, famous person-bloggers take a week to shower love and non-sexual favors on their loving, non-sexually favorable readers. I, being the bastion of magnanimity that I am, of course, am no exception.
All next week I will be publishing odes and homages to my wonderful yous. Also, I may possibly heap derision on you; I’m not sure yet. If I know who you are, that will help, but if you are a stranger, I will make stuff up (this will be the only time on this blog that I will ever make stuff up). All I ask is that you leave a short comment on this very post, so I know who I am racially profiling (so to speak).
So, get to it.
If you are having trouble coming up with a suitable comment (and you probably are, because not everyone is a PROFESSIONAL WRITER as I am), you may simply echo the words I heard at a bar the other night, which I believe were an expression of affection: “Yo, girl. You lookin’ fiiine… Daaaaaammmn.” Just copy and paste.
Check back on Monday for a whole week devoted to you. Because, while congress may not care about you, maybe I do.
Comments, ho!
(no offense)
I am willing to meet your demands without preconditions, which is frankly naive.
I can’t tell you that you lookin’ fiiiine girl - that doesn’t make any sense. Cause we’re related. But I will leave you with these words that I heard at a bar the other night:
“bonsoir”
“crêpe”
“danser”
“boisson”
“giraffe”
“tôt”
“la cucaracha”
I’m looking forward to a full week’s worth of blogs next week. You are my main source of entertainment on the internet.
Bring it on, you piece of cu**!
What about the sensually favorable viewers?
Conlan, i will be checking this daily if not hourly, i like your site. it was cool meeting you tonight, and woot woot for viewer slash comment appreciation week.
What about commenters who just realized that they never emailed you back and suck at keeping in touch? What would you have to say about that?
Comments, ho! Indeed.
I also like the words “huzzah,” “queue,” and “bloke.”
That is all.
Fine, I’ll play your game. Write something cool about me, like how I’m awesome and stuff.
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