A Very Short Introduction

Since This Is Conlan has been experiencing unprecedented growth (most likely due to the financial crisis and high cost of things that are actually entertaining), I thought I would provide my new readers with a handy and diverse guide to some of my most popular and offensive posts (to separate the wheat from the chafing, so to speak).


Furthermore, for greater insight into my background, I have collected the links to my incomplete autobiographemoir.

The Complete History of the Con:

After all that, you should be pretty much up to, as they say in professional automobile racing, fast.