Briefly: I will not go into detail here because I remain bitter over losing the “Best Costume” award to a STORE-BOUGHT atrocity, simply because it was transgenderified.
The theme was Movies. Here I am:
The green patches are trees. The white is the snowcapped peak.The orange thing is a crack.
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Naturally.
Update 11/11/08: I forgot to give mad props to my lovely Aunt Karen who spent hours helping me construct this masterpiece. And by “helping”, I mean my contribution was basically buying the cloth and tubing, and cutting out and gluing on the trees; she did everything else.
Did anyone try to climb you? This almost makes me wish I had been there dressed as a transgendered Sir Edmund Hillary.
Chance and I were laughing so hard at this. And i’m pissed you didn’t win. Give me their email.
Thank you for calling me “lovely.”
I don’t have a site to trackback on upon…Who wrote “This Is Conlan Sucks”. I tried to find out so I could tell him/her “they suck”. But it seems to have been posted by Conlan…so shame on you for saying you suck. Also, a thought about Aunt Karen’s “lovely” description…her doctor recently told her her colon was “gorgeous”. It’s nice to remember when our colons were merely lovely and WE were “gorgeous” which believe it or not we used to be in our youth. Signed, Conlan’s Mom
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To those of you who think that’s mean: Trust me. I’m doing you a favor.
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