Hey, everybody! I’m back! Don’t forget the First Occasional This is Conlan Readership Drive is still going on! All you have to do is direct three friends or colleagues to read this here blog. Once they check it out, you let me know and I’ll send you your very own JPEG scan of original, hand-drawn awesomeness by me (Conlan).
For example, this racist, duckist drawing I sent to Caitlin for Facebooking the crap out of my URL:
If you’ve already done your part, comment at me or email me (conlan at thisisconlan.com). Or even twitter me, if you’re cool enough. Just let me know and I’ll get your awesomeness in the mail (e). If you haven’t already done your part, do it. This is a limited-time offer. In this economy, an offer like this can’t go on forever, so get to it!
Also, keep your internet dial right here for more thrills, controversy, and special (not literally) announcements in the coming days.
I’m pretty sure that Lauren Grant deserves at least 37 digital drawings for her comment on the Beehive.
give reed zelezny the picture he would like please.
It sounds like Reed is doing his part. But I don’t have his email address, so Reed, please leave a comment or email me and I will get you a drawing as soon as is robotically possible.
My awesome friend Reed introduced me to this site and i see that he probably deserves the drawing which can be contacted through his email listed below.
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Hey, Eric. Thanks for the info and thanks for checking out the blog. I’ve sent off Reed’s own special drawing. (I removed his email from your comment to protect him from spam.) Keep up the good work.
After this M$%&@# F&%$!^@ Readership drive, I have no idea who any of your blog or Twitter friends are. I used to be the only one and now you have no need for me anymore. WTF OMG.
Oh, Nikko. You know you’ll always be my number one internet fake friend.