For blogs at least.
To whom it may concern: A few moments ago I became the first1 blogger to successfully traverse time and space (cf. Einstein) and send a blog post into the future! As you can see below, my Day 6 blog post has appeared, unharmed, a full 48 hours after its creation.
This is truly a proud day for all humanity—especially that subset of humanity that is me.
I’d like to thank my toilet paper for making this possible.
- Probably not the first. But probably the first named Conlan. [↩]