Behiving Badly

I’m only kidding, of course. It’s actually good beehivior. FOTTICBD (Friends of the This Is Conlan Blog, Dude) Fresno Beehive have just launched a sexy redesign of their site, now with 100% more links to me. Here’s a mockup:

fresnobeehive.com, so to speak

Pretty good, right? Go check it out for yourself.

As a token of my gratitude attitude, I have composed a song for the gang over at the ‘Hive (which is what I call it in casual conversation because it makes me sound more casual). Please sing to the tune of “The Wayfaring Pineapple Salesman.”1

[Verse 1]
Oh, Beehive! You make me so happy, not literally
But enough for me to write this song, song, song.
I once camped in a tent on the beach, quite littorally
I’ve been waiting to use that joke for so long, long, long.2

[Chorus]
Beehive, Bee-hive! Na na na-na
Mike and Heather are the only ones I’ve met personally,
But I’m sure they’re all equally as pleasant.
Beehive, Bee-hiiiiive! Na na na-na na, na-naaa

[Verse 2]
Your honeycomb background is better than cheerios
Music and more and gossip and arts and trends
What does Mike Oz eat for breakfast? Only Tanya knows
Oh, Beehive! Scuba divers sometimes get the bends.

[Bridge]
Wheeerrrreee can you see
A bunch of crappy fliers
For mostly stupid things?
Setting blogger fires
It’s the bee that stings
Ow! It stung yoooooou!
Figuratively speeeeakiiinnnng!

[Chorus]
Beehive, Bee-hive! Na na na-na
Mike and Heather are the only ones I’ve met personally,
But I strongly suspect the rest are equally as pleasant.
Beehive, Bee-hiiiiive! Na na na-na na, na-naaa

Na na na-na-na, na-na-la oh, oh
Na na na-na-na, na-na-la oh, oh

[Coda]
The Fresno Beehiiiive…
It’s pretty much a blog…

I just said what everyone was thinking.

Happy Secular Green Holiday Celebrating Beer, everyone!

  1. Which is a song I just made up in my head. []
  2. Look it up. []