Introducing the This Is Conlan Prize Pack!

Photo 33.jpgLately I’ve been finding it in my interest to bribe people for favors. Being that I have nothing to bribe people with, it was a pickle (not literally). Luckily I happened to invent the one and only This Is Conlan Prize Pack!

The This Is Conlan Prize Pack consists of one (1) This Is Conlan button (suitable for wearing; color of my choice) and a hug (not pictured; color: purple).

So, if you hear me talk about a “This Is Conlan Prize Pack”, that’s what I’m talking about, OK?