Ask Conlan: The Deal

Someone writes:

Hey, dude. You don’t blog for 3 months and then you come back talking about beer and you act like nothing happened? What’s the deal?

Thanks for your question, someone. The long answer is, nothing. The short answer is, buy one get one half off.

Someone else writes:

That was a pretty crappy answer you gave to someone.

That’s not really a question, someone else. But I’ll give it a shot: No, I won’t play into your game. This interview is over.

That’s all the time we have this week. If you have a question for Conlan, please $5 and a self-addressed, stamped envelope to: my pocket. As always, happy Hanukkah.

I did not draw this.
This picture was a gift to me, purchased by my friend Danielle.