I have some good news and some bad news, ladies and gentleman.
The good news is, I don’t know, the Bible or something. Who cares? You don’t care. You people don’t care about good stuff. You crave the misery of others. Bad news is what gets you out of bed in the morning, isn’t it, you sicko? You disgust me.
Anyway, the bad news (sicko) is that I’m embarking on another of my great blog experiments. If you’ve followed my blog for many years, ((And no one really has, except maybe Nikko or Jordan, but I don’t even know if they still read it.)) then you know I like to, from time to time, Try Stuff. This month (AKA June 2011) ((I’m doing it in June because my dead grandmothers’ names were June and Barbara, and there’s no month called Barbara… yet (spoiler alert).)) I’m going to try to blog every day for the whole month. Thirty posts. They could be huge or just 50 words each. The point is to post something. I’m calling it The Daily Con.
Crazy? Yes. Stupid? Indubitably. Indubitably? What did I just say?
I appreciate your support during this difficult time. And by “support”, I don’t know what I mean because I’m also turning off comments (for reasons that will become less unclear when I explain my reasons to you later, but I can’t give away everything up front). If you must feedback to me, I’m available on social networks like Twitter and Facebook. Feel free to follow or friend me.
I call these experiments “experiments” because I never know what will happen. But I’m excited. Are you excited? I know you are. I can feel the excrement in the air. Let’s do this!