This Is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 65

Sometimes I tell jokes on Twitter and then I freak out and wonder if anybody understood the joke I was trying to make because, holy crap, what if I’m not as good-looking as I think I am!? So then I post them again here and explain them so they make even less sense, and This Is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest.

REACTION:

This is not a joke. Well, I guess it is, because I thought it would be funny for you to think about me reading the Wikipedia article for SpongeBob SquarePants. But I really was reading the Wikipedia article for SpongeBob SquarePants, and it really was a real mess.

REACTION:

This is a joke. But someday it won’t be.

STUPID:

I guess because a lot of rock and roll musicians don’t deserve to go to heaven? Or they don’t believe in heaven? I don’t know. Maybe better: “If there’s a rock and roll heaven, I’m confused.

WORDPLAY:

This isn’t really a joke; I just thought it was funny. Which is what a joke is.

WORDPLAY:

Nobody ever does anything with aspersions other than cast them. But that’s a whole other can of worms. Hook, line, and sinker.

REACTION:

The answer, of course, is Attention Surplus Disorder.

STUPID:

This is dumb.

WISDOM:

I’ll explain more about this soon.

STUPID:

I like this one quite a lot.

WISDOM:

It’s actually not my love language, but it’s some people’s. I don’t enjoy hating people. It makes me uncomfortable and ashamed, so I usually don’t want to talk about it. But some people seem to like it, especially for politics. And when those people get together, hating people is how they bond.

That concludes this episode of This Is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest.