This Is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 78

It’s the return of This Is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. To refresh your memory, this is where I “re-tweet” some of my tweets with additional commentary. Mostly it’s just an excuse to show you the hilarious jokes you might have missed on Twitter.

WISDOM:

Where’s everyone getting all these baskets? Where are all these chickens getting all these eggs?

WISDOM:

Ambition without talent is realty TV.

WISDOM:

Sometimes you will fake it until you die. Other times you’ll be elected President.

STUPID:

Don’t be mad just because a joke is too funny for you to get.

WISDOM:

Everybody needs a hobby.

REACTION:

Sick burn on mom and pops, yo.

REACTION:

I spend a lot of time thinking. And when you have to fill so much thinking time, it can get pretty weird in there. And by “in there”, I mean “in my brain”.

STUPID:

Sick burn on yous, yo.

WORDPLAY:

I’m not afraid to get controversial.

WISDOM:

I am afraid of saying something and then not living up to it. Because then I’ll look like an idiot. I hate looking like an idiot.

POPCORN:

No meta-commentary needed.

That concludes this episode of This Is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest.