This Is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 82

I say things on Twitter. Then I comment on those things here. This is Twittering.

STUPID:

There’s no such thing as a stupid tweet.

WISDOM:

Even you. Maybe especially you.

STUPID:

I like this because it doesn’t make sense.

STUPID:

The conversation every parent dreads: Who are you?

STUPID:

This is funny because it’s true.

WORDPLAY:

And by “learned sign language” I mean I flip people off a lot.

STUPID:

We’re all like heroin addicts in some ways. Especially if we’re addicted to heroin.

REACTION:

It was a simpler time.

WORDPLAY:

If you don’t know how to pronounce bon mot, you won’t understand these jokes.

WISDOM:

I don’t know why people are so dumb.

WORDPLAY:

This is one of my favorites. You should retweet it.

WORDPLAY:

This is another good one. I was on a roll (bike joke).

WISDOM:

Sometimes what you really need is someone to tell you to quit being such a stupid asshole.

WORDPLAY:

If you don’t know how to pronounce Djibouti, you won’t understand this joke. Actually, if you don’t know how to pronounce Djibouti, you won’t understand any of my jokes.

That concludes this episode of This Is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest.