This Is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 83

I say things on Twitter. Then I comment on those things here. This is Twittering.

STUPID:

You’re better off doing it early. You don’t want them to find out about it on the school playground.

WORDPLAY:

Or “More nookies, less cookies (for Santa Claus, because you don’t have kids to lie to).”

STUPID:

Love County is a real place. I don’t know the stats on its contraceptive use.

WIDSOM:

Sad, but true. Or maybe it isn’t true. I don’t know. I can’t do anything right.

WISDOM:

This is just a joke. Don’t murder anyone, even assholes.

WISDOM:

It’ll last longer too.

WORDPLAY:

This is a very good joke.

RAP:

This rap uses Beastie Boys-style phrasing, and I don’t think it translates well to the written word.

STUPID:

That’s s’no way to talk to an Inuit.

(Snow.)

That concludes this episode of This Is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest.