Nikko

Nicole, whom some people call Nikki, but whom I call Nikko (because I like calling people stupid names that no one else would ever want to call them), is a person I know. I would…

Lindsay: Salt of the Earth

I don’t know why I still know Lindsay. I don’t stay in contact with any of those U.S. History girls from high school. Not even Tera Roth. But Lindsay is an anomaly. She’s been telling…

The OL (don’t call her that)

The original Lauren probably isn’t the original Lauren. I think that was Bacall or Sofarabia. In any event, here is a story about her, involving me and the first time we never met. First, I…

Bailey Gone Fishin’

Bailey left me a nice comment, during the designated CAW official commenting period. However it was not on the official Depository of Appreciated Comments post. Therefore, I am presenting her with only an official This…

Piece of Troy

There is a time in all our lives When dogs and turtles, wombats drive To a place where candles make Shadows dance till spirits wake And that is when the Troy arrives. He watches, silent,…

Lauren Pineapple

Sometimes I’ll meet a person who seems aware of an inside joke, but he or she is the only one on the inside. Most of the time I have no idea what they’re talking about,…