“Run and tell that, homeboy”

Some people think I’m a snommety cob. I mean a comedy snob. These people are so dumb—for real. Fact is, I like to spend time figuring out why something is funny (or unfunny) ((Please note,…

Hiding behind my own face

One of the oddest aspects of the failfresno situation was the accusation that I was somehow being disingenuous by discussing things on Twitter but “saying nothing in public.” The accusation came at me first via…

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Ask Conlan: LinkedOut

Some girl, who apparently has a big head (her words), writes (edited for capitalization, punctuation, and linking purposes; no offense): I’ve had a LinkedIn account for like 7 months, and I don’t know how to…

You: I love you. Also, possibly, hate.

Attention faithful viewers: Next week is Official Commenter Appreciation Week! Every year, the first full week of October is reserved for blog-type people to appreciate their commenters. (It should be noted that there may actually…