Here we are again, with another episode of “This is Twitter: Meta-commentary Digest”. STUPID: My sister has been ovulating all over the house… that may not be the right word. Technically, this could’ve been wordplay,…
I am experimenting on the blog with some—as they say on AMC’s Golden Globe-winning series Mad Men—ads. Please do not be alarmed. I welcome your feedback. Personally, I suspect the products Google chooses to display…
Here are some quickies from my inbox. Name With from Calgary, Up There writes: Do you do windows? No. Mac. Johnny Q. in Loveland, Colorado says: I’m not sure what to do about this pizza…
A reader from Brooklyn, New York writes: Dear Conlan, Why do you call your “Ask Conlan” posts “Viewer Mail”? This is a blog. You don’t really have viewers. You have readers. Look, you called me…
I’m the funniest person in the world, and you agree. As such, I feel a certain responsibility to instruct others in The Journey to True Comedy™. I wonder sometimes how well I fulfill this responsibility….
A fictional character from Burbank, California writes: Dear Conlan, I’m wondering about some TV shows. It doesn’t really matter which ones, but for the sake of argument, let’s say, Veronica Mars and Buffy the Vampire…