How to find the sum

I am experimenting on the blog with some—as they say on AMC’s Golden Globe-winning series Mad Men—ads. Please do not be alarmed. I welcome your feedback. Personally, I suspect the products Google chooses to display…

Ask Conlan: Not About Sex

Here are some quickies from my inbox. Name With from Calgary, Up There writes: Do you do windows? No. Mac. Johnny Q. in Loveland, Colorado says: I’m not sure what to do about this pizza…

HAWCAAAAIIC!™ Truth in Comedy

I’m the funniest person in the world, and you agree. As such, I feel a certain responsibility to instruct others in The Journey to True Comedy™. I wonder sometimes how well I fulfill this responsibility….

Viewer Mail #21: ATTN: Potential employers

A fictional character from Burbank, California writes: Dear Conlan, I’m wondering about some TV shows. It doesn’t really matter which ones, but for the sake of argument, let’s say, Veronica Mars and Buffy the Vampire…