I guess all the tortillas were already booked.

What do you see in this photo?


Just some fire, you say?

Why you dirty, hell-bound heathen. Only a despicable atheist could deny the plain fact that it is none other than Pope John Paul II taking a break from eternal paradise to give a little wave. Gregorz thinks so. But don’t take his word for it—both his brother and his sister agree!



And that’s not all! He was joined by his favorite dog, the late, great Squiggles.


Can’t argue with that. It’s not like I took the first image of fire from Google, thought it kind of looked like a dog (or maybe a Chinese dragon), and then found the first picture of a dog in the same general pose (because none of the dragons fit right) and stuck the pictures next to each other to suggest any kind of connection. It’s not like that. It’s just common sense.

Don’t even try to convince me otherwise.