About Conlan
Conlan Spangler is unemployed and lives in Fresno, CA. He writes a blog and other things sometimes. He suffers from social anxiety and advanced misanthropism. He enjoys referring to himself in the third person. He’s funnier than a turtle, but not as funny as a platypus. He’s an overpronator: he needs arch support. He dislikes euphemism. He enjoys onomatopoeia. He exaggerates to the point of absurdity (which he believes is the proper way to exaggerate). He is most cynical about the most significant issues (which he believes in the proper way to be cynical). He does a little dance when he’s alone in elevators. He has poor posture; please don’t hold that against him. He doesn’t smile superfluously. He likes music, philosophic consistency, and This American Life. If you want to pay him to write or edit something, or you know a funny joke, email him: conlan at thisisconlan.com.
About This is Conlan
The internet is all about transparency. Social networks mean we know what everyone is doing, always. Company CEOs and even politicians are contributing to their own blogs, giving their shareholders and constituents insight into what’s going on. Transparency of business. Transparency of politics. This blog is about transparency too: transparency of person. It’s not about Conlan; it’s about what Conlan thinks. There is a difference, and this is it. Actually, it’s mostly bad puns and poop jokes.
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