About This Is Conlan
This blog is going through some growing pains. I’ve temporarily removed most of the previous years posts as part of an ongoing reorganization effort. Stay tuned.
My name is Conlan Spangler. I’m a writer in Brooklyn, New York. Mainly, I’m a copywriter. Some other things about me: I’m from Fresno, California. I like music, philosophical consistency, and old time radio. I have social anxiety. I dislike euphemism. I am cynical about many things (for example, cynicism itself). I stutter. I tweet. I don’t smile much. I may or may not be a half-human/half-robot cyborg from the center of the Earth. I’m really great. I am also available to write things for you, if you pay me. (Portfolio link available upon request.) Email me at “conlan” @ this website domain.