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About This Is Conlan

This blog is going through some growing pains. I’ve temporarily removed most of the previous years’ posts as part of an ongoing reorganization effort. Stay tuned.

About Conlan

My name is Conlan Spangler. I’m a writer based in Brooklyn, New York. Mainly, I’m a copywriter. Some other things about me: I have social anxiety. I dislike euphemism. I enjoy onomatopoeia. I am cynical about many things (for example, cynicism itself). I stutter. I tweet. I don’t smile much. I like music, philosophical consistency, and old time radio. I may or may not be a half-human/half-robot cyborg from the center of the Earth.