Hello, Again

I’m back. And I’m about due for another edition of Ask Conlan. The questions have been piling up. Hey, Conlan. Where’ve you been? Wondering in Wichita, NJ I’ve been around. I got a real job…

Ask Conlan: The Toughening

The nation of Japan writes: When the going gets tough, do the tough really get going? Well, Japan, this is an interesting question and there are two schools of thought on the subject. The antediluvians…

Ask Conlan: The Private Primate

Someone writes: Do you ever get lonely? Good question, Someone. I think I’ll answer it in the form of a song… Webster’s Dictionary defines lonely as, “sad because one is very ugly” or “without a…

Ask Conlan: Boiling

A reader writes: Dear Conlan, How do I figure out what to do with my life? I need to find a new job and I just don’t know where to start. Sincerely, Meandering in Minnesota…

Ask Conlan: Ipsay Actfay

Somebody writes: Why do you waste everyone’s time with these dumb “Ask Conlan” things? Most of the time they don’t even make sense. When I get done reading it I usually say to myself something…

Ask Conlan: Thanksgiving

Some dumbo writes: Dear Conlan, With Thanksgiving coming up, I’ve been wondering: what’s the best present to give a turkey for his (or her?) birthday? Sincerely, Summer Dumboski First of all, thanks for your question….