12DB, Day 5: The Wizard’s Pub

“Are you gay?” “Am I gay?” I want to be sure I understand the question. “Yeah.” The girl is drunk. She wandered into the bar and sat near me. She came in with friends but…

Piece of Troy

There is a time in all our lives When dogs and turtles, wombats drive To a place where candles make Shadows dance till spirits wake And that is when the Troy arrives. He watches, silent,…

Viewer Mail #31: Sicko

Someone named Caït from Avignon, France writes: All of my friends are 20. You wanna buy them drinks, too, you sicko? Actually, Courtney is 21. Maybe she’ll buy you one. Hi, Caït. That is an…