Viewer Mail #25: Rumors

A reader: Dear Conlan, Are the rumors true? Hee haw, Sam Wainwright Almost always. Especially if they’re about someone being a slut. Thanks for writing, Sam.

View Mail #24: Chopped Liver

Nicole, from Undisclosed Location, writes in a comment: Why don’t you ever answer MY questions. What am I? Chopped liver?! Hi, Nicole. Thanks for your queries. The question “What am I?” has puzzled philosophers for…

Viewer Mail #9: With Nuts…?

A reader: Dear Conlan, Where have you been? Do you smell something funny? Sincerely, Q&S (Questioning and Smelling) in Denton, Texas Hi, Kwuzz. You raise some good points. Are you laughing? What is the most…

Viewer Mail #7: Pee and Poo

A reader from my own city of The City, California writes: I have a question for you: Why is pee and poo spelled with an “ee” and “oo”? Why can’t it just be one “o”…

Not Viewer Mail: Fruity

A reader from Orange Park, Florida asks a question I get all the time: What’s a good April Fools joke to play on my friends? Dear Idiot, don’t be such a moron, stupid. April Fools…