How I am being murdered

Whenever the conversation turns to murder (as it inevitably does), my pal RC is always eager to offer his preferred method: Take one of those dual-tube epoxy mixes and jam it up somebody’s nose (one…

Ask Conlan: Yoga Pants

A reader from “nearby” writes: Dear Conlan, Big fan. First time reader, long time watcher. My question is like this. Suppose, hypothermically, that someone wanted to… oh I don’t know for the sake argument let’s…