A Girl I’ve Known A Long Time

Caitlin is my oldest and dearest friend. I’ve known her for a long time. Even longer than I’ve known Michelle Giarmarco. One time Caitlin cut off her own hair, and I said she looked “like…

HAWCAAAAIIC!™ Truth in Comedy

I’m the funniest person in the world, and you agree. As such, I feel a certain responsibility to instruct others in The Journey to True Comedy™. I wonder sometimes how well I fulfill this responsibility….

Viewer Mail #31: Sicko

Someone named Caït from Avignon, France writes: All of my friends are 20. You wanna buy them drinks, too, you sicko? Actually, Courtney is 21. Maybe she’ll buy you one. Hi, Caït. That is an…