Ask Conlan: We’re Back!

A reader from Fresno, California writes: Conlan, When are you coming back? I miss you. Sincerely, Your Illegitimate Son Thanks for writing, Your (stupid name, by the way). Speaking of stupid, you must be, because…

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Then I have a special announcement. First, I’ve added some new shirt variants to the CafePress store, upon request. If you requested one, order it or face my wrath. Also note, I’m planning to take…

Tee Time!

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