Teaser #3

Ooh, we’re in the final countdown now (cue music). Here is a fun story with a hidden teaser message: Last night I ate dinner at Joe’s Steakhouse. Darn good, by the way. I got the…

Conlan Asks: Nick

I asked my nine-year-old cousin Nick for advice on women. He offered his simple, effective four-step plan: Kiss her. She will cry. She will kiss you. You will have a girlfriend. Ingenius, no? Update: He…

12DB, Day 5: The Wizard’s Pub

“Are you gay?” “Am I gay?” I want to be sure I understand the question. “Yeah.” The girl is drunk. She wandered into the bar and sat near me. She came in with friends but…

12DB, Day 3: Hate

A pretty girl I’ve never met writes to me: You’re anti-social and hate everything. Me too! At least in a world of loathing, we know there are others with a like mind out there. This…